Funny Brother Birthday Cards

A brother. The kind of thing you just want to slap. A brother on their birthday. The kind of thing you just want to slap twice. If you’re planning on putting in the most minimal amount of effort for your brother’s special birthday and just getting them a card then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got cards for a big brother, cards for a little brother, rude birthday cards for a brother, cards from the sister, absolutely everything. 

Maybe they’re celebrating a big birthday, a special 40th, you might be looking for a 50th birthday card perhaps. Or are they a young bean? Get something that says Happy 21st Birthday bro in the funniest way possible instead. We have you covered.

All of our unique cards are A5 in size when folded and are printed on 300gsm stock; coincidentally the same number of birthday beatings that are recommended to say Happy Birthday bro in the most painful way possible. The insides are blank for you to write all of your offensive birthday messages and each card comes with a coloured envelope that best matches the chosen design.

Each order is shipped via 1st class Royal Mail postage and dispatched the same day if ordered before 3pm. All cards and envelopes are FSC certified and the packaging is 100% plastic free. So, if your brother is a big fan of the planet he’ll go nuts for that.

Now, while you’re here looking for a funny birthday card for your brother, why not stick around and browse our thousands of other designs. Make sure to take full advantage of the special offer: 3 cards for £5 or 10 for £10 across our entire range. Thanks for stopping by!