Funny 50th Birthday Cards
Buy 3 cards for £5 or 10 cards for £10 Discount applied automatically at checkout
50 years old. Oh dear. You’re halfway through life, hurtling towards oblivion, your 100th Birthday card from the monarch is now visible on the horizon and your knees mercilessly click whenever you rise out of a chair. It’s tragic. But fear not, what isn’t tragic are our range of 50th Birthday cards; to help mock, ridicule or celebrate yourself or someone you know reaching this most celebrated of milestones.
Mom, Dad, brother, sister, husband, wife, best friend, alien you have trapped up in the attic; we’ve got something for everybody celebrating or being dragged kicking and screaming into their 50th year on this Earth. Our cards range from quirky and unusual to funny and offensive, so every taste is counted for.
All cards are A5 size when folded (14.8cm x 21.0cm) and blank on the inside (unless otherwise specified) for you to write whatever filth or Shakespearean-esque poetry that comes to your head. A coloured envelope that best matches your chosen design will be included alongside your card and all cards are printed on high quality 300gsm card stock.
Packaging for your order will vary depending on how many cards you order, either a small envelope or large postal box. But don't worry, size isn't everything. Our eager bees will dispatch your order on the same working day via Royal Mail 1st Class post if ordered before 3pm and so you can expect your cards to arrive as soon as possible.
Our packages are 100% plastic free and all cards and envelopes are made from FSC certified paper meaning Mother Earth gives us a cheeky wink every time someone receives an order. Feel free to browse our range of thousands of cards for a variety of different occasions and make sure to make the most of our special offer: 3 cards for £5 or 10 for £10 across our entire range. Fill your boots and thank you very much for stopping by!
