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When you get to 70 everything is old, slow, achy, and depressing so why not perk these poor souls up with our range of funny 70th Birthday cards. We’ve got cards for him, for her, funny 70th cards for a brother or sister, offensive cards for Nan, rude cards for Grandma and Grandad. You know, all the usual stuff. You’ll never find yourself stuck on what card to send to a 70-year-old ever again. A common issue if you happen to know quite a lot of 70-year-olds.
All our unique cards are A5 size when folded and printed on deluxe 300gsm card stock. Only the best for our golden oldies. The insides are blank unless stated otherwise for you to write your own downright dirty and offensive 70th birthday messages (you might be a nicer person than me and write nice things instead).
To help protect everyone’s favourite wet and land covered floaty space orb, all of our packaging is 100% plastic free and our cards and envelopes are FSC certified. Your parcel size will vary depending on how much you order, either a small envelope or a large postal box and is sent via Royal Mail 1st class postage the same day if you order before 3pm.
While you’re here looking through our special 70th birthday cards why not browse our thousands of other unique greetings cards for a whole smorgasbord of different occasions. Don’t forget to take advantage of our special offer: 3 cards for £5 or 10 for £10 across our entire range. Thanks for stopping by!