Funny Retirement Cards
Get your anorak on, pop those teeth in and grab that bulging pension pot. You’ve retired yay! Or maybe the retiree is someone you know; a retiring nurse after long years of dedicated service perhaps or a retiring policeman hanging up his truncheon. It could even be somebody in the office, the old farts finally leaving. Well, why not kick them lovingly out the door with our range of retirement cards that say happy retirement in the funniest ways possible.
We have retirement cards for men, retirement cards for women, retirement cards for Dads, Husbands, Moms, teachers. A whole array of funny and rude retirement cards to congratulate anybody reaching this prestigious milestone.
All our cards are A5 in size when folded and printed on 300gsm stock. The ideal weight for those brittle retired fingers. They each come blank on the inside and all cards and envelopes are FSC certified. A coloured envelope best matching your chosen card design will be included alongside.
Your order will be dispatched the same day via Royal Mail first class post if purchased before 3pm and will arrive as either a small mailing envelope or large postal box depending on how much you have purchased in 100% plastic free packaging.
While you’re here, why not take a pit stop to browse our thousands of other unique greeting cards for a wide range of different occasions. Don’t forget to take advantage of our very special offer: 3 cards for £5 or 10 for £10 across our entire range. That’s 10 cards at £1 each, don’t hang around; go and bag yourself a bargain.
